Mostly? No real gore, but there is a child molestation subplot.

Thanks everyone for pointing out that Earth is unlikely to stop spinning and fall into the sun anytime soon (or ever). Load off my mind.

True fact: hundreds of millions of years ago, the year was 400 days long.

Upvoted for shape-shifting sewer clowns.

And women's labor force participation will plummet! And America will become a de facto Apartheid state again!

This is alt-right trolling? When I was a lad, we just called this "being a huge douchebag."

Yeah, big tip of the hat.

I don't think so, but I'm just a guy. It's a fun performance, but I don't think it has anything on Casey Affleck.

Yes.

Glorification, or cautionary tale? Why travel halfway across the world to be mauled by a jaguar in a sweat jungle, when you can just as easily be hollowed out from the inside by diabetes at home!

It's just like Aristotle said: "What is happiness? I'm not sure, but I do know this: if you have shit tons of money and never have to work a day in your life, I can 100% guarantee you that everything will work out just perfectly for you."

People are writing off this movie because it features a brief cameo of KK wordlessly playing herself at Fashion Week?

They both seem like incredibly unlikely megastars to me, but what the fuck do I know.

Yeah, that seriously chafes. It's particularly a buzz kill because I otherwise love what he does.

Huh. That's genuinely interesting. Thanks, internet!

Also, not sure if this would somehow be "fixed in post," but the voice acting from that villain seems fucking terrible.

Whuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut?

More awesome would be a buddy team-up movie in which Gambit presses into service Adam Sandler's Cajun Man, Jean Claude Van Damme's character from Hard Target, and the guy from the mid-80s Ruffles Cajun Spice potato chip commercials.

It's possible he means that he was unfamiliar with Richard Dawkins' coinage of the term meme in his seminal 1976 book The Selfish Gene to refer to a cultural entity that functions as a replicator.

No, you've more than earned your troll points. Take the rest of the day off.