This is perhaps the most amazing false equivalence I've ever heard. Kudos to you.

My old favorite euphemism for death was "joining the majority." My new favorite euphemism for death is "joining Peter Cushing." Or rather, my new favorite euphemism for the creepy simulacrum of death.

Doesn't sound silly at all. This syndrome seems like hell to me. I am whatever the opposite of a picky eater is — not in the sense of being indiscriminate, in the sense that I am extremely attracted to novel tastes. Traveling for me is at least 50% about food, and traveling in Asia in particular is just a pure sensory…

Actually haven't seen any episodes since the first season, but this trailer is funny and Lena Dunham is clearly talented. Don't really get the hate.

Oh my god, this is so fucking hilarious. When you tell someone you blocked them, you're trying to drop the mic, but *obviously* you're going to come skulking back to see what happens on the thread. Only now you can't say anything, because you've got to maintain the pretense that you've walked away.

Do go on.

By "complete fabrication," you mean, "not at all a fabrication"? I'm so confused.

Wow, this is kind of fascinating. You're not the shithead who embarrassed himself by pointlessly attacking someone on the internet. Instead, you're the guy racing to the defense of the shithead who embarrassed himself by pointlessly attacking someone on the internet. Are you Martin Shkreli?

I mean, it's not illegal or anything. But let me consult my copy of Nicomachean Ethics. Oh, hey, says here the answer is no. Sorry.

Level with us: did you know that before you responded to me? Did you know that Televisa was on the verge of owning a 49% stake in Univision before you called Iván a dipshit?

I don't know anything about Televisa or Univision, but when I read the OP's comment I used my "power of reasoning" to infer that perhaps there had been a change in ownership at Univision. The word "now" in the original post, which the dictionary defines as "at the present time or moment" and also "as a consequence of…

That "linked to" is interestingly vague. Were the victims found in bed, coated in krill and ambergris?

I have superhero fatigue as well, and personally I think you can skip Winter Soldier, but Deadpool gets a double thumbs up. It's basically a well-done action comedy with refreshingly low stakes (there's no world-ending McGuffin), an actually charming love story, and nice elements of genre parody. It's the most…

So this movie is part of the extended Miami Vice universe?

You mean this? http://www.moviefancentral….

I know, it's so perfect. "For The Record" also shades pretty strongly into preening condescension. You almost can't help but wonder if some copywriter is fucking with them.

> For The Record will be replacing With All Due Respect

I believe this circle is squared by positing that Jews are crafty and cunning, which we are.

This and the Tom Hardy one are the only ones piquing my interest. And The Young Pope is not something that would normally interest me at all, but the trailers seem just so enjoyably batshit.

I don't read comic books, so I can't comment on them at all. Regarding superhero movies, certainly my characterization of them is highly subjective, but is it really all that unfair? These are not movies that strive for much in the way of psychological realism. Even the "dark" ones are not so much realistic as just…