Don't want to interfere with your rage hit for the day, but you're misreading the article. Kids are really into repetition, and if you limit yourself to the "Wheels on the bus go round and round" you're going to be sucking on the barrel of a shotgun pretty quickly. Also, for the first year of her life, the only way I…

Yeah, the premise of this article is just wrong. I get it — aliens in space are not a real thing, so ha ha, Ridley Scott is stupid. Also, Prometheus sucked!

The kind of great thing is that that subtitle works on almost every single screen grab in the article. Just read it aloud while looking at Batman or Uncharted 4 or Pokémon…

It sounds like you're saying you want to try the old-school Manischewitz-style kosher wine, correct? "Good" kosher wines just taste like wine.

I don't know, guys. I'm starting to get a bad feeling about the next four years…

I'm ambivalent about Wes Anderson (increasingly so), but Rushmore is undeniably great. You should see it.

Call him Mr. Marshall.

Most do, but oddly the recipe for curried goat's blood contains only canned pineapple and Cool Whip…

Hot take: Nolan has offered diminishing returns since The Dark Knight. Not sure where this movie will land. On the one hand, it seems to represent a turn away from comic book movies and idea-driven sci-fi. On the other hand, the WWII setting will probably let him be as bombastic as he wants to be.

My source for pretty much everything. These days I'm using it as a macrobiotic cookbook and attachment parenting manual.

Young Roger Ailes played by a Hefty bag full of rendered lard.

And you're a dickhead! Isn't it neat how much our internet comments reveal about ourselves?

Please have all my upvotes. I have unplugged from pretty much all news since the election, and I come here for some light entertainment. I'm not such a delicate flower that I expect this site to be utterly devoid of politics, but for fuck's sake (engages caps lock key):

Ben Stein is human garbage, but I've found that this sort of thing can actually work. The Sleep With Me podcast is generally pretty effective.

It sounds fucking amazing…

Funny thing is, the first Pirates was seen as a big triumph for Depp. He brought quirk to a big-budget franchise that was way better than it had any right to be. I seem to recall that casting Depp was considered at least moderately off-beat at the time (could be wrong about that).

Don't like it? Do what I do: remain completely out of touch for years at a time, and then binge watch all the shit that get made in the interim.

Yes. The notion that this movie could only inevitably segue into Star Wars is obviously nonsense. It has new characters. They can do whatever with it. There are many, many WWII movies, but no one ever said that we've already done that story.

My controversial opinion: Christmas sucks, and this is just more suck-y Christmas schmaltz

Twist described here, only a minute long: