Okay, but you keep the pinky finger extended, right?

Set "The Mystery of Scroll Lock" in Scotland, and it writes itself.

How do you formally fingerbang someone? Must you wear white satin gloves?

Frigg off with your puns.

In fairness, Torontonians often pronounce it "Terawna", in which case the rhyme scheme with "Donna" almost works. (http://upload.wikimedia.org…

Music Nerd Joke
I always thought he was just a cheap imitation of Billy Fender.

I love Cenac as the Michael Steele puppet. Hibbedy bibbedy!

That Picture
John Waters IS Benjamin Button

He can barely hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.

Kibitz Radio

In Canada, self-conscious liberals also add 2S (two-spirited) to capture that special Native flavour.

Much scarier…
…when viewed as I did it as a little kid, on an oft-reused VHS cassette taped from a poorly descrambled cable channel. (Ditto for Sleepaway Camp.) The tracking problems covered how lame the effects were.

Let's Go Bash Trannies!

By 2 1/2 Men's standards, I'd say that's a double eagle.

Unfortunately, the author has logorrhea.

I agree, he was great. Far better than the nasal weasel that did ADR on a few of those Civ IV techs.

Oh, hai, Katrina!

"Tip #11: Vaseline can serve double duty."

This dildo is tearing me apart!!
Is he talking about filming a "legitimate" sex scene, a porn movie, or a homemade sex video? If it's the latter, why would anyone need Tip #1 warning against having 40-50 of their friends there?

He's hip, he's cool, he's 46.