I also like that "Blew Moon" and "Big Dumb Ape" are exactly the same tune.

"PUT 'EM ON!! Oooh, la la!"

@Lobsters: I doubt it, but the smart money says that two years from now she'll be acting in "Schmucks for Dinner".

Leaping lasers!!

Police Academy 8: Sweetchuck's Revenge

What about "Nothing But Flowers"? I always interpreted that as being about a "green" apocalypse, where everything reverts back to a state of nature.

I forgot that part of the original game was to shake the shit out of criminals to get a confession. Does that make a return, or do you just blow their brains out now?

Hmmurphmaanancanmnnnmnnnwelldone!

Anyone remember Kevin and Scott on Conan back in the mid-90s?

I hadn't noticed before that Kevin is essentially playing his own dad in "Never Put Salt in Your Eyes". He's attending a dental equipment sales meeting and Danny Husk calls him "Hammy" at the end. Neat!

Okay, you two, out of my cab, I don't like that kind of language!

I think Alex Nermal got left in Abu Dhabi after his bit part in Sex and the City 2.

To catch a thief, you have to droop like a thief.

Odenkirk shouting "SHAZBUT" in his "GODDAMNIT" voice might be worth a few laffs…

I hate you to pieces.

Yes, but does it smell terrible?

The security staff at The Fresh Ass Comedy Tent is top-notch. Mr. Walker only suffered a few greasepaint stains. Oh, and some smoke inhalation issues, but you'd have to talk to the crew working over at Violent J's Beach Boys BBQ Blowout Bash Blast about the details.

I'd take Kroll over Ansari. He has a far quicker wit. I'm lukewarm on his stand-up, but I find his El Chupacabra character pretty amusing.

Maybe the coal sac is his gizzard?

Apparently George Meyer hates that Army Man is available online. I think he wanted it to forever remain a little private joke. On the plus side, as you said, they're basically illegible.