"Whenever I do, I'm reminded of the things that happen to the people who weren't even there."

Edited because I am a Disqus dummy.

"I know it, your family knows it… DOGS know it…"

Dave performed at the Sklar Brothers show here in Toronto a few months back, so something must have changed.

It is pitch black. You are likely to be bisected by a dome.

Saw this at a preview last month. The actors are all fine, and Carrell plays well against type, but the material is pretty weak sauce: two laughs for me in the whole thing. As an '80s period piece, it might have worked; set in the present day, it's just plain anachronistic. (Exhibit A: breakdancing magic negroes that…

Man, that's one short parade.

This is no time for talk, this is time for action.

This is no time for talk, this is time for action.

It's weird that they'll stand behind the stereotypical "chingy chingy ching ching chong chong chong" instruments but draw the line at people thinking it's a song about jerking off and squinting.

It's weird that they'll stand behind the stereotypical "chingy chingy ching ching chong chong chong" instruments but draw the line at people thinking it's a song about jerking off and squinting.

Also: "I Need a Chick" and "Hubert House": http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Also: "I Need a Chick" and "Hubert House": http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Blame the ninnies and the twits!

Blame the ninnies and the twits!

Delurking from 3 months of deep cover to help a novice spud out. Not sure if you mean harder-edge in terms of instrumentation or darker lyrical content, so check out these raw/sexy/cynical/creepy tracks:

Delurking from 3 months of deep cover to help a novice spud out. Not sure if you mean harder-edge in terms of instrumentation or darker lyrical content, so check out these raw/sexy/cynical/creepy tracks:

The bilingual education dead.

The bilingual education dead.

Barney's movie has heart, but Bullet to the Head has a bullet to the head.