That's "Splash, Too", thank you very much.

Don't worry, it all ties together: the Chinese vampire goes pee-pee in a Coke bottle.

I didn't mind the idea of a reboot so much as I minded the general suckiness of the film. The newest in the series, "Survival of the Dead", is marginally better — its core group conflict recalls the one in "Day" — but Romero has pretty much run out of steam.

He's watching them… Then he's going to watch ME!

Whoa, that Twelve dude looks sweet.

"Goodbye, telephone pole… Hello, car!"

Prom night nostalgia, huh?

Middling…
I was hoping they'd really push the boundaries, but the plot itself is blah and the pacing is slow. I didn't really get into the show until about episode 3. It gets better as it goes, but it's never great.

Baby Centipedes 2: Millipedes

Good jokes, but I'm pretty sure that you CAN fuck a bathtub — what with its convenient orifice and all.

@ricin beans:

Already saw The Hurt Locker. I liked it a lot, though there wasn't much there I hadn't already seen in other war movies. I thought the best scene was Renner in the supermarket near the end. I've read a lot of war memoirs and had a number of friends who've seen combat, and that part — being overwhelmed by quiet…

DEVO covered CSNY's "Ohio":

EAT IT OR WEAR IT!!

I remember those DFC Marmaduke gags. (Uncle Roy's bones are buried in the back yard, etc.) Boy, that site used to be a ton of fun to read/contribute to. I remember when they stopped publishing "red zone" captions because it became sort of a badge of honor to get one in there.

Nothing to see here…
…with the possible exception of Toy Story 3, which my wife will enjoy. I used to go see every piece of shit that came down the multiplex turnpike, and now I can barely find something to get interested in out of 40 (!) movies? I hate being old and bitter.

You forgot their debut short, "Suxo, Jr."

Hmm… Maybe he should raise money by letting people pay to shit on him. That would please everyone!

Don't get me wrong… I'm not one of those "I don't think he's funny, which is inarguable proof that he's not funny" types. I just figure that Benson was the dude that always had and shared weed when the alt-comedy folks were in their struggling years, and now they sort of keep him around out of loyalty/guilt.

Hey, he's a former goaltender. It's an EXPERT opinion.