Seriously. Talk about a limp premise…

Just looked over his IMDB page… The answer is "no".

Loved him in Shanghai Noon, Drunken Master II, and the Police Story movies.

Need quick cash? Unseal those pits, Dan!

Polanski + kids + spunk = box office boffo.

re: Armada… Torfulson's got his kid working on one of those Spacebook homepages for us. We'll be playing Sammy's Garage in Kitchener next week. It's a Tuesday afternoon show, but we hear that one of the bartenders rooms with a guy that went to middle school with a talent scout for a minor label. This might be the…

Better than its other title, "Code Name: Trixie" — sounds like another Chesty Morgan spy movie.

Yeardley Smith Meets Regina Spektor
Another quirk-fest album that my wife will probably love. Goody!!

No, no… That's her next EP release, "Have One Off The Wrist On Me."

Seriously… Do it while she's pregnant, and at least she can't conceive.

Or, as his children might call it…
Shit My Dad Stars In

Rowsdower is just mad because the rumor about Mike Bullard getting The Tonight Show turned out to be false.

DEVO
Recombo DNA and the Hardcore discs are revealing listens for anybody who only knows Whip It, Jocko Homo, and Girl U Want.

Brevity is the soul of schtick.

Pipe dreams, Dad. I'm a barber's son.

In the first draft, he actually played "Big Time" for Diane's father, showing that he planned to escape his workaday existence and become a righteous young capitalist.

@DMC:

"Man, these jibes are making me feel lower than the subway in Atlantis. Guess I've got a bigger failure to communicate with libtards than Strother Martin had with Paul Newman. Ba da boom!"

My wife got some Alanis tracks for Rock Band. I haaaaaate playing them.

In "Last Words", Carlin cops to doing really lazy comedy in the late '70s and early '80s. Apparently, the SCTV impressions by Rick Moranis (e.g., http://www.youtube.com/watc… and http://www.youtube.com/watc… particularly stung.