@DMC:

Unfortunately, that would metal with the natural order of things.

STOP TALKING, JOHNNY LONGBOW!!

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At its very best Tim and Eric reminds me a little of SCTV. But I really can't watch and enjoy it unless I've smoked up, and I quit doing that a few months ago. (Watching it after a glass of scotch just makes me angry.)

Awww, thanks! If I wasn't a vegetarian, I'd gobble you right up.

Doh, my browser fooled me! Feel free to highlight my technical ineptitude in your sure-to-burn-me reply.

Moose, you've got the goods.

Hey, Lobsters, I thought your tax joke was the tax jokes to end all tax jokes. Really split my sides.

Hey Lobsters, I thought your tax joke was funny.

"Tonight, on Crossfire!"

[electronic gibberish]

And in case those observations aren't original enough for you… I just noticed that in those audio clips he resembles Richard Simmons trying to sound butch.

Aww, and I was going to say "Carnage-y Melon"…

Ha, I get it! The skin tones don't match! Hilarious!!

Michelangelo's "Ronald".

It's a little fishy.

I could have done without the redundant prison coda — the film could have ended with him saying "EAGLES suck." — but otherwise I quite enjoyed it. I wonder if Philadelphia Phil similarly went back to his usual tricks, using the shooting story for free beers and decry "crazy" Giants fans on the radio. (The fact that…

I think the casting was done by Roger Kaputnik.