I liked Robin Williams when I was a little boy. I even had "Live at the Met" on VHS.

You go by Howie, huh? So you're either a morning zoo DJ or an 11-year-old with precocious writing ability — I'm dying to know which.

Didn't you ever see "The Canadian Conspiracy"?

Schizophrenia isn't the same as dissociative identity disorder. Otherwise, not bad.

I've heard of pupils getting fucked before, but eyes? Ridiculous.

Oh no, what have I done?!

Parker Novel Re-Releases
For those who haven't read them, but are fans of pure awesome, the early Parker novels have been reprinted by University of Chicago press. You can get them on Amazon for $12 each.

Aha! I called it.

Finally!
Someone made a movie about Polish Jews in the European theatre of World War II? It's about time that happened.

No returns after 90 days, and keep your receipts.

Go watch the clip of her on Nancy Grace. It sickens me every time.

I played with one of those 20Q rigs at the toy store, and immediately stumped it (I think with "garter snake"). Then it managed to get something ridiculous like "mitochondria" in about 10 questions. It was like playing with an idiot savant.

I love that man.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Rover.

Pinter's Nobel Lecture…
…is quite worth listening to:

And I imagine you'll be pairing your Christmas dinner with Mateus?

All that latent English ponceyness has to go somewhere…

Laugh all you want, but with team names like that the CFL has the condom endorsement sewn up.

Way to go, Einstein!

Without Soap, I bet there would have been no Arrested Development. Make of that what you will.