I'm with you, Denby. Those puns are an albatross on this comments section.

Yeah, the maggots come in packs of seven, so you always have one maggot bun left over with nothing to put in it. That's how they get you.

"Well, get off the air, you cracker!"

So you obviously won, right? I can't imagine you'd spend so much time hyping it if you, say, didn't make it to Final Jeopardy.

For one thing, it explains the rhesus monkey scat smeared all over these quarterly projections.

Eh, you can't call me worse than I call myself. Get this: my brother is even nerdier! I know! Crazy, huh?

Japanese toys have the most amazing labial folds. I guess those childhood origami skills transfer.

Is your last name Wiggum?

Dropping science
The more biologists discover, the less ridiculous these toys are. Glow worms are bioluminescent maggots. In Thailand they just discovered a trove of new species, including Desmoxytes purpurosea, a hot pink (!) millipede that naturally produces hydrocyanic acid. So it's dangerous *and* smells nice.

Important Question for Potential Buyers
Has the car been safetied? If not, I'd ask for some other guarantee that it's roadworthy.

Guzman is a funny hombre. I particularly enjoyed his reading from "Are you there God? It's me, Margaret." (It's from one of those awful VH-1 flashback shows, can't remember which.)

@Pilgrim:

I honestly believed it was a transgendered Santa prior to seeing this video… Odd choice, I thought, but then maybe Sprint test-markets in progressive strongholds.

Using Hebrew in a discussion about Ubermensch… Well played.

@ El Santo: Like any underappreciated group, Canadians love it when something we created (or tangentially had a hand in) gets famous. Personally, I've always been prouder of Frederick Banting than Winnipeg the Bear, and I even lived in that ice-hell of a city for more than a decade.

"Dr. Penfield, I can smell burnt toast!"

Word, bee. Just ask my pervy uncle.

Get a DVR already… Then you can not watch Leno whenever you don't feel like it!

There's a little-known story about that: The A&R people tried to force us to cut out 45 seconds of Rod's drum solo in "Trampoline Girl". We couldn't compromise our principles like that, even if it did mean we'd finally make it.

I still don't understand. Is it funny because it's needlessly lengthens an already complex sentence? Did Mommy Reagan say that word a lot?