"That's Cinnamon. Hello, Cinnamon!"

Yeah, you get all wry and start wearing black all the time… Terrible disease.

Goddamn that lying MunchNamara.

Why "abusage"…
…when "abuse" suffices?

He has you write a 500-word essay on why crime doesn't pay.

My wife and I both shook our heads in disbelief at that scene of LaGuerta circling the clues. I guess Miami PD cops just take really thorough notes?

@ JVS:

"TIME TO RINSE, PAUL! TIME TO RINSE!"

But if MJF ever invents hoverboards, Borlaug and his triticalic trickiness will have to take a back seat.

"Watch out for bears!"

This just goes to prove again that Tuesdays are no good for the Eradicator. (But once Wednesday at 12 AM rolls around…)

A Cock, Quim, and Some Ass

You mean the guy who just sits around and smokes all day? Hell, I do pretty much the same, and I've got a complete set of limbs. Big deal.

I wonder if the casting callbacks for The Shield were simply Shawn Ryan hooting "One of us! One of us!" at the lucky actor.

"You think he likes ham — wait 'til you see ME like ham!"

It bugs me too, but it's also somewhat funny to hear ten-year-old kids call you those things in their squeaky voices. Worse is that they don't understand team playing very well.

Any close calls during those missile control days? (Wayward passenger jets, etc.)

Issac, I think that was sacrificed for the sake of more hot broads.

I've been playing it mostly evil… I nuked Megaton, got my blood money for it, and then let the ghouls storm Tenpenny Tower and have some snacks. Now I live in an apartment building full of zombies. It's like a wacky sitcom!

That frigging thing also took forever to stop rolling. 2d10 is the way to go!