Long clip segments are usually bad, but when it's a pansexual alien elbow-dropping a corrupt cop, among other things, they become something wonderful.

My innate fear of home invasion did not mix well with Martha Marcy May Marlene.  Got little to no sleep that night.

Heat.

Finally!

Any prolonged scenes with Brian and Stewie give the episode the least amount of ooph, keeping it in the gentleman's F range for me.

The stocking feet grasping for a coconut water?  Brilliant.

I gladly did and I like cats.  But I hate small dogs.

Help me heal your heart hole!

Limehouse technically disarmed Quarles.  Raylan's last kill might have been the kidney thieves.

Doesn't mean I won't watch the scheduled repeat.  I think it's the one with Jess and the Russian models.  Monkey, no!

It was probably the best Bond movie until he and M hopped into that dumb car.  Welcome to Scotland, my balls.

I hadn't even considered it was radiation poisoning.  That idea gets a 'confused-Gerty' look from me.

That's the best news I've heard all day.  Cinematography might be the Oscar category I'm most interested in.  Go, Deakins, go!

While the fourth season might have my favorite scene in the Dealbreakers opening credits and my favorite plotline in the Franco stuff, it broke 30 Rock for me.  A lot of unfunny episodes towards the end, Cheyenne Jackson's character is no match for whoever played Josh, and Kenneth is unbearable.  After weeks of…

@avclub-e7c26e48b7ee853cbf5e49de5d800745:disqus She claims alternative treatments like chelation therapy pulled all the toxins from his body, thus curing him from autism, a disease the kid was never formally diagnosed with.

I cracked the bottom of my toilet.

During the tag, did anyone else notice Aubrey Plaza dancing around the smoke from the burning Leslie-suit?  Adorable.

Twist of Faith is a 2004 documentary that doesn't focus as much on the church hierarchy and more on the lives of the victims.  It's pretty insightful on how that kind of thing changes your life.

I think the total pass (which I loved) he gave Big Pharma in Contagion equals out the bashing they presumably get here.  Or at least that's what the Merck representative at our last poorly-lit meeting was arguing.

She was the funniest part of This is 40.