Lots of guessing here

While it's my favorite of the holy HBO trinity, Deadwood did also have some all-time worst episode titles. Jewel's Boot is Made For Walking, Requiem for a Gleet. Ooph.

Before Midnight, Social Network, The Master, Wolf of Wall Street, Rabbit Hole, Dogtooth (hell, yeah, top ten). Contagion and How to Train Your Dragon just work perfectly for me.

I was born ready. I'm Ron Fucking Swanson.

That clue about Gone With the Wind opening in Atlanta, in 1939, made my skin crawl. I've never seen it, and haven't ever felt the urge to. Is it a movie worth seeing for its scope and scale, or is it the gross paean to the noble South I assume it to be?

The way Riley peeks his head over the kitchen counter is impossibly adorable.

I went with Oklahoma because I thought Florida was too obvious, and maybe Oklahoma is mostly flat.

TUSK

Junior's "I'm allowed to have interests." That kid better be nominated for an Oscar tomorrow morning.

Hey, you're simple, quaint dish looks great, but did you see this run-on sentence of a cupcake I just made?

Samuel might be a serious cook, but that kid bugged the shit out of me. Maybe it was the complete lack of humility or that he seemed rich or the fact that he wanted to name his restaurant Le Samuel. I'm fine that his dreams were crushed.

Adult Swim reruns just wrapped up the Peggy-falls-out-of-a-plane arc. Get reliably misty at Peggy and Cotton dancing on his cemetery plot.

I like how your people think.

VP at an advertising firm and a doctor. This family's upper-class, if not 1%.

Randy Newman immediately popped into me head, and I couldn't get him out. It was an unpleasant 30 seconds.

Seriously, those assholes couldn't even get their wigs on right. They deserved it.

Anybody watch the latest Drunk History? Definitely the episode of the season. Phil Hendrie could do every segment from now on, especially if they're as great as the story of Daniel Inouye.

Hey pal, did you get a load of the nerd?

Did anyone notice Sirena's pin? Call Rust Cohle, the Yellow King's still out there.

I'm just not interested at all in a conversation about source material versus adaptation. Each work is its own thing and should be judged accordingly.