I got coke for Pat McDonald 5 years ago in Sturgeon Bay, WI while I was working in Door County.

Liutenant Dan walking up with new legs'll do it for me everytime.

Some has to tell him he doesn't have to do this.

Jack White and his various projects are boring as all hell as far as I'm concerned.

Looks like your not using those notebooks, purchased with your all new SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE edition MasterCard with 0% intro APR, for writing! But for rolling dobies!

I need to be assured this has nothing to do with the second season of The Wire.

I AM A STABBING ROBOT.

I eat the ice, I eat the snow, I eat every mutha fuckin' thang.

Found Out About You is infinitely better than Hey Jealousy.

If she's got any fat friends, I'm into that.

I prefer showing my ass in the bodega over dealing with the Jamaicans. That shit ain't even weed most of the time.

I think they keep the HBO in a brown paper bag under the counter but ya gotta know the secret password+handshake.

I was holding out hope he was really good at rationing out food and not drinking ocean water and would pop up sometime despite not being a very interesting character outside of being Robert's bastard.

Where the fuck is Gendry!!!?

Goddamn, that album is great.

I have insider information that this is over Butler not being able to wear the Jimmy Carter mask.

Off the top of my head, The Hound.

Dr. Jinx got somethin' for feeling.

Sky Wizards are serious fucking business.

Dinner bowl? They have pot pies! POT PIES!