Plant?

Nope, just Jon's bodyguard.

Do you powerlift?

But what about Fassbender? I wonder if he'll still be playing David.

I set 'em up, you knock 'em down @dirtside:disqus.

If Alf has taught me anything, they'd eat the cat first.

So, did Noomi Rapace get replaced then?

I thought we weren't going to talk about Judy!

Don't mind if I do…

He did some good work with Sparklehorse, but I'd have to agree.

When I worked retail, there was an unwritten understanding that you had to have that "book-reader look".

Haha, that was still great. I needed a laugh today, and you provided. Thank you, good sir/madam.

OMG, Coach Pop is Manos!!!

Is that you Pop?

The best is still that gif of Chris Bosh slowly rising up from behind Wade. That ostrich looking motherfucker.

Can you even date a crossword puzzle?

I watched Seven Psychopaths, which I loved (but not quite as much as In Bruges). It was a lot bloodier than I thought it would be, but I felt it fit the story well enough.

Great, great film. I recently went through a pretty shitty breakup, and I've been saving this, All the Real Girls and Eternal Sunshine for a day when I feel especially shitty. Guess I'm not leaving the house today.

I'll have you know that I'm lower-middle class, thank you very much!

I'm looking for advice on setting up ground rules for a friends with benefits situation. I've known my friend for nearly fifteen years, and last week after a few drinks we made out, which led to us fucking. It was completely unexpected and fun, but I know for a fact that I don't want to date her, especially…