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Benny Motherfucking Profane
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I've always dreamed of writing a trilogy of Zelda movies, each one focused on an aspect of the Triforce, incorporating parts of the stories from Wind Waker, Link's Awakening, OOT and ALTTP. In my head it's some LOTR epic, but in reality, a Zelda movie would probably be terrible.

David Lynch + Laura Dern + Super Metroid = $$$$

Dear commetariat, this humble idiot is in need of advice from some random internet strangers. I have deliriously fallen in love with my girlfriend, my intended and as of next year soon-to-be-betrothed. The relationship has exceeded my wildest dreams as to what the woman I would marry would be like, but there is one

I literally listened to it ten times on repeat after first hearing it. Fantastic song.

I'ma wait until the new Destroyer album comes out, but until then, In Colour is probably the album of the year. Not a bad track on it,

They all have their own binders!

What a bunch of clowns.

One of my best friends is a transgender man, and he's being dicked around by a girl he really likes and works with. Dating is fucking awful as it is, but just seeing his heart casually stepped on over and over again is extremely painful for me as a friend to see. I can't even imagine how hard it is for a trans person.

I'm 32 (on Sunday) and dating a 30 year old mother of one. There are childless people out there who are happy to date parents, but they are few and far between, and of course there's many obstacles in such a relationship. Glad to hear things are going well!

I was magically able to log in after a month of Disqus being Disqus, and I just wanted to say I'm in the very early throes of love with a wonderful young woman. I'm working on sweeping changes to my life, (better job, better apartment, getting out of the fucking rut I've been in for two years, etc.), all because of

Fuck this shit. First, pairing with Apple, and now this. Deadwood, Carnivale, Enlightened, The Life and Times of Tim and now Looking, we barely knew ye.

Mogwai's Hardcore Will Never Die, But You Will should also be a contender.

Tell us what he said, ya dang hunk!

Dang it Denny!!

Korea?

Explosions in the Sky?

The self-titled Viet Cong album is fantastic. I've been recommending it to everyone for the past two months.

Whu?

Well they were both made by bands. Although, God Help the Girl had 20% less throbbing vaginas.

I don't know about a list but here's my picks: