To this day I can listen to Hiders on a near endless loop and get goosebumps every time. That beat brought a misty-eyed gigantic grin to my face.

Aren't you ever ashamed of your ignorance, Hank?

I've got nothing to add to this discussion, except impotent rage and depression. Fuck this goddamn shit.

DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME!

hand More like hands. Bill Russell has more rings than fingers.

AWWW HEAVENS, YES!!!

I knew I loved the AV Club before this article and subsequent discussions, but now I think we were made for each other. Thank you everyone for sharing, the solidarity of the commetariat has been beautiful to behold. Now, if you'll allow the indulgence, I will add my thoughts as well.

He broke Michael Jordan's ankles!

He's in his daughter's closet, talking to the Master.

Hey at least the eponymous kid with a bike got a bike!

I can agree.

But Stone Temple Pilots are elegant bachelors!!

I have two!

Tina Belcher.

Waif?

Are you trying to say nautical?!

That's around when it started for me.

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