Tall and hairless?

I called my ex's boobs Man Muscle and Stickyboob, which were the first two things that popped in my head.

I called my ex's boobs Man Muscle and Stickyboob, which were the first two things that popped in my head.

Nope, sorry. Any team that relies on Boozer as a second option is not winning their conference, let alone the championship. (this is coming from a Cavs fan who really would not like to admit that the Heat were really good last season)

Nope, sorry. Any team that relies on Boozer as a second option is not winning their conference, let alone the championship. (this is coming from a Cavs fan who really would not like to admit that the Heat were really good last season)

I'm inclined to agree, but as a counterpoint there was the ECF of '10-'11. I'm not so sure Rip would have given them that much more of a chance.

I'm inclined to agree, but as a counterpoint there was the ECF of '10-'11. I'm not so sure Rip would have given them that much more of a chance.

It's not untrue though, either.

It's not untrue though, either.

Well she does live in the woods and wears garbage, so yeah, gross.

Well she does live in the woods and wears garbage, so yeah, gross.

Lincoln was a moe.

Lincoln was a moe.

That episode made me feel all bum slops.

That episode made me feel all bum slops.

I live in Richmond, VA right now, plan on using an absentee ballot and will move back home to Ohio right before the election. I should probably vote twice, I guess.

I live in Richmond, VA right now, plan on using an absentee ballot and will move back home to Ohio right before the election. I should probably vote twice, I guess.

And men near 30 who watch so they can later share the show with their newborn nephews.

And men near 30 who watch so they can later share the show with their newborn nephews.

Amy Sedaris isn't smart and sexy? The exception being when she's playing Jerri Blank, of course.