He's in a Hot Topic trying on eyeliner, hoping to understand where his career went wrong.

RIght — I've heard "1,2,3,4" plenty of times, never heard the other one before.

Number of seconds that Tim Lopez is even visible in the "Hey There Delilah" video:  about 2.

But their "Dude Looks Like A Lady" adaptation was deeply unsatisfying.

Seinfeld

I'll recommend Maki Naro's science comic:
http://sci-ence.org/

Keep reading AVClub and you'll be streets ahead!

Born in the USA was the first CD to be manufactured in the US.

I always thought that Einar Orn and the B-52s' Fred Schneider should collaborate to become the world's most annoying duo.

An article about sideboob?  Am I mistakenly reading the Huffington Post?

This gimmick can be repeated about every 30-40 minutes, no problem.

"Lazy Bones"!

Bret McKenzie, bad-ass with an eye patch.
http://bit.ly/YmXZuh

Or did he suck cock in space AND time?

She's a bit less cute than she used to be.  Like, scary less cute.
http://backtorockville.type…

Which one is Ginger and which one is Mary Ann?

Screw the Razzies.  They totally ignored "A Talking Cat!?!"

The Moore you know.

And the final question in my "Real person or Hunger Games character?" quiz is now complete.

Some say love, it is a River that drowns the tender reed.