According to his wife, he smulders in this role.

R.I.P. "Mystery Show". We thought you'd be back in 2016, but it was not to be.
http://observer.com/2016/10…

Dinesh D'Souza has already made that movie, but it's merely unintentionally funny.

Ah yes, the glory days when an IBM PC cost about $3800. But hey, it could run Leisure Suit Larry!

I see "David Lowery" and I think of the guy from Camper Van Beethoven and Cracker. Take the skinheads bowling, take them bowling….

Better than fucking a corpse, as Sublime has been doing for 20 years.

"“Then, mistaking a group of garishly dressed men for pirates, Ringo boarded a van full of homosexuals.”

You mean delicious extruded slurry.

You mean delicious extruded slurry. And it sounds like a phrase you could apply to…other things.

I invented ketchup chips on my own. As a kid, I would take a stack of 4-5 Pringles chips, put a small dot of ketchup on each one, re-stack them, then bite into the whole stack. It's probably the best thing I've ever created. Those, and I guess my kids.

Apparently it's airplane week at GJI.

Letting the days go by….

"Come, come, Mr. Bond. You derive just as much pleasure from making a killing as I do."

"six seasons and a sort-of firing"
I see what you did there.

"I Want You to Want Me"?

"And today is the birthday of actress Kristen Wiig. She's 43. The news is next."
— heard today on Morning Edition.

The rate appears to be higher for veterans.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…

"Alexander Spider-Man,
My name is Alexander Spider-Man,
I know our last attempt was widely panned,
But just you wait, just you wait…."

Yes, all the people who love both Seinfeld and DMX will love this video. So maybe 7 people?

We wouldn't want to stirrup any trouble.