@Slugballs. Yes, he gives her the water. And her horoscope.

Floppy disks. Beach babes. What do you need, a road map?

Uh, Stratocaster? Sorry, but thanks for playing.

Interview
Link to a post-hoax interview:
http://www.thecomicscomic.c…

Per the Carson "Very Special Episode" article from last week, most Carson episodes were not kept by anyone, they may be permanently lost.

He didn't say $1 million _U.S._ dollars, now did he? He's probably going to get a check for $1 million in some cheap foreign currency. That's my bet, anyway.

Not yet
He hasn't succeeded yet. He's only succeeded in getting people to come to his show. I remain cautiously pessimistic.

New single
Featuring the hit single "Say goodbye to my heart tonight"?

Bone Thugs-n-Harmony was the first artist I thought of when I read the topic.

I don't know why I came here tonight
RIP Gerry.

"Ceaser", actually. As in someone who ceases.

Doesn't Kate Nash's bass player count?

C'mon, aren't we all the Tron Guy?

I only know them from a few YouTube videos. I get a "rock for theater geeks" vibe from them. Just not my cup of tea, I suppose.

He made a Boo Boo.
Here's the "Jesse James" scene that it's parodying:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

If you're going to steal jokes, don't steal from AV Club's parent company.

Celebrities. They're just like us!

The governor may be hard on other issues, but he's clearly soft on crime.

It's Tyndall effect, not tindle. And they never said it was the dark _side_ of the moon.

Kari
Kari Byron. That is all.