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Don't act like you know how Bush would react to the Civil War or how Lincoln would react to 9/11, because you don't.

Everybody was so annoyed by the little girl that they're trying to block the movie from their memory.

Franco deserved a nom for Pineapple Express. Seriously great performance.

MIA isn't a one hit wonder. She was well known to certain crowds long before Paper Planes hit it big this year.

I think Fincher actually maybe deserved the nomination. Button problably would have been A LOT worse had he not been directing it. He took a shitty script and made it a watchable and at times enjoyable movie. Certainly visually stimulating. Remember, the category is Best Direction, not Best Picture. An average movie…

KEVIN KLINE WOULD FUCKING TEAR OFF DOMINIC WEST'S HEAD AND SHIT IN HIS THROAT YOU BAG OF DICKS

Although since you mentioned The Edge of Heaven, Hanna Schygulla totally deserved a Best Supporting nod.

I don't think The Edge of Heaven and Let the Right One In were nominated by their countries. Blame Germany and Sweden.

Oh and his name is KLINE

Kevin Klein isn't English you wack fuck.

Man on Wire and Encounters are about equally deserving, but I want Encounters to win just to see Herzog give an acceptance speech.

Well it clearly deserves an original screenplay nod over something like Milk. It actually deserves to win Best Picture and one or two of the cast members deserves acting nods. But whatever.

Ummm…Synecdoche, New York?
Doesn't even get as much as a nod for even art direction?

Ben Button isn't a movie to be watched on an iPod. The visuals are the best thing about it and shouldn't be viewed on a tiny screen.

Add another to the class of 03.

"mean, when's the last time the two had an awkward pause or someone checked someone else out or anything else that's perfectly normal in human existence and relationships but not exactly ideal?"

The rolled sleeve alt-text made me laff

Jeez, come on guys. Bronco was obviously taking a piss on the guy above.

Yeah and it got a great response. I don't get why it hasn't been covered here.

500 Days of Summer
Is there a reason why you haven't reported on "500 Days of Summer"? It's Joseph Gordon-Levitt! It's Zooey Deschanal! Come on!