And a friendly robit who counted it up!

Scooby Doo realted, from The Young Ones:
"Oh no! I'll die if I miss Scooby Doo!"

"I made you some trail mix out of rat feces and hair."
"Canadian… MANNIX!"
"Wait! I was gonna sing you something off of Bone Machine"
"Get me anything with Larry Czonka on it, I'll pay for it."
'Dear Agent Scully, perhaps you did not get my invitation to meet me at the Denny's…"
"Dear Counselor Troy, I did not appreciate…

Put your poo-box away.
Keep the shaannnge.
My father touched my butthole.
KNEES UP!
Who wants Hippie Pie?
I eat, I sleep, I take a bath, I watch pornographies…
Before I die, I'ma fuck me a fish.

…because we're gay. WE'RE gay.

It's got big wheels, and red stripes, and pretty curtains, and it looks like a big Tylenol.

Hand Bananna:
Time to take your temperature. See if the meats just right.

@Migrane Boy: "The hell he was!" "He was too, you boys."

Repo Man
"You're not a Commie, are ya? I don't want no Commies in my car! [pause] No Christians, either!"
"Repo man's always intense. Come on, let's get a drink."
"Gypsy dildo punks!"
"Only an asshole gets killed over a car."
"There's fuckin' room to move as a fry cook, man!"
"You're a white suburban punk, just like me."
"Ex…

@kenny rogers- "I always thought Mr. Clean's appeal was the subliminal message that if you bought Mr. Clean products, Mr. Clean would not hunt you down and rape you anally."

"Tit" was actually an unreleased J. Scott Campbell-created spin-off of Gen 13.

@The Good Doctor- Then you probably shouldn't watch the show. It's real easy. All you have to do is not watch BBC America when they're airing the show. I'm sure there's something else on in the same timeslot that's more your speed. Try the Lifetime Movie Network.

Anyone who takes most of what he says seriously are warped. I love the fact that the BBC made him apologize to Germany (yes, the whole country) for making Nazi jokes about the new Mini being made by BMW. Things like how they'll design "Ein fanbelt zat vill last vun sousand years," or that the turn signals will be arms…

@Holland Oates- NASCAR actually BOUGHT Speed, which was precisely the moment they stopped airing 5th Gear, WRC coverage (I miss the New Year's Eve marathons) and all the weird European GT stuff and became devoted to white people driving around a big oval for six hours.

I would counter that Top Gear is, in fact, a comedy show. Yes, they "test" cars, but most of the time it's just hosts Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May engaging in vaguely car-related shenanigoats. They were jsut as shocked as anyone else when they won a major British award for "Best Factual or Fact-Based…

I thought it shared a title with a lesser Start trek movie.

Lovecraft- That would make for the best Spidey movie yet, not to mention it would FINALLY satisfy all those BC fans who've been calmoring for another ED sequel. At the very least, it'd be better than Spidey 3.

He brushes his hair in 100 even strokes per side every night, just like Marsha Brady.

Watch Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead. That was in 1995, and you deifnately couldn't see every tiny muscle and ligiment in her neck. I've had the hots for her since Body Snatchers. She's always been on the thin side, but always more lithe and athletic than count-the-bones skinny. She was in some shitty TNT…

@MPBC- Watch AoD with the commentary. Sam Raimi says basically the same thing during Ash's "Run home to momma!" speech. Something to the effect of "Ugh. This is when I stop enjoying this movie. I don't want Ash to be competant or in charge, I want him to be a bumbling idiot."