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J.P. Smartre
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Or the appendices.

Thou shalt not get high off thine own supply.

Given your avatar, I'm gonna say you've been waiting a while to use that one, haven't you?

I agree that genre films had gotten better, but I think that was the result of a change in the economics. The profit margin on films had become such that they could afford to alienate part of an audience (which is sort of the definition of 'genre') and yet still make a tonne of money, and so they were made more often

It was a very conflicted upvote I just gave you, @hoodedjustice:disqus .

It's being-hit-over-the-head-with-Python-quotes lessons in here.

^ There it is.

1 misunderstanding of the term "snippets": Priceless.

"Are you a big movie guy?"
"I've never seen Goonies."

Billy Dee Williams read something by William Carlos Williams?

Albert Camus viewed it as the reasonable response of a free and logical person faced with the absurdity of existence.

^ Bigmouth strikes again.

… or his arch-nemesis, HTML5.

I forgot about "Boston Legal" and just went to IMDB to see if James Spader was in "T.J. Hooker." He was not.

His radio station's in megahertz.

I agree that the weak singing actually adds something. I feel like it gives a touch of realism to a pretty comically unreal genre. If I imagine my family breaking into song to explain their emotions at a given moment, I picturing them warbling like tired cats, too. 

How long have you been waiting for this moment?

Speaking of homoeroticism and one-liners, may we also suggest 'Commando,' and the closing line "Blow off some steam."

A divisive issue, indeed.