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Actually I used to like Soundgarden quite a bit and I still hate this song. I actually think that's a good measure of how terrible "Black Hole Sun" is - I used to have "Superunknown" on tape, and I would waste valuable battery power to fast-forward through the song every time it came around.

^ This ^ just won the internet.

Your mandarin is impeccable.

'Cause they've got nuthin' better to do.

Also, "I like this Raymond guy well enough, but 'love'? That seems a bit strong."

这是有趣的，因为许多中国人有理由生气与这部电影的某些方面，特别是扮演角色 Ben Kingsley.

Sto- pun-couraging him (I see why Andy does these things out loud).

Bing!

You're just angling to get the Rolling Stones on your film soundtrack: http://blogs.indiewire.com/…

There it is.

My mother Bjorked today. Or was it yesterBjork?
- Albert Camus
(I can't do umlauts.)

"Welcome to the new world, Captain."

You know what else got a negative reaction online: Everything.

You know what else got a negative reaction online: Everything.

That's the only way Andrew W.K.'s answers make sense - no one can talk like that with another human being present.

That's the only way Andrew W.K.'s answers make sense - no one can talk like that with another human being present.

Right, the embarrassing ones. Not like Michael Hutchence's.

Right, the embarrassing ones. Not like Michael Hutchence's.

All, however, are < SCTV.