All, however, are < SCTV.

Double-tap to the hands.

Double-tap to the hands.

Brain jerky.

Brain jerky.

Ooh! How about: John McClane takes on the MILF-porn industry! Yippie-kai-yay, fucking mothers! (Am I doing this right?)

Ooh! How about: John McClane takes on the MILF-porn industry! Yippie-kai-yay, fucking mothers! (Am I doing this right?)

I hope that catches on in future reviews of this show. It's perfect.

I hope that catches on in future reviews of this show. It's perfect.

Try this on for size: So Hitler and Eva Braun have an apartment together across from a Jewish couple … http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Try this on for size: So Hitler and Eva Braun have an apartment together across from a Jewish couple … http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Dealbreaker. My baby only drinks breastmilk, not because it's all his unformed digestive system can handle, but because it is white.

Dealbreaker. My baby only drinks breastmilk, not because it's all his unformed digestive system can handle, but because it is white.

@avclub-9b3d616efffb52751fd968db82ece52a:disqus  Your last statement is true only insofar as you put their sandwiches in a different category from food.

I have no numbers to back this up, but I'm willing to bet the illegal downloads were a HUGE success, though. Depending on your metric for success.

I have no numbers to back this up, but I'm willing to bet the illegal downloads were a HUGE success, though. Depending on your metric for success.

@avclub-d80126524c1e9641333502c664fc6ca1:disqus : I've seen that movie at least two dozen times, and I've never caught that. I knew those movies had depth.

@avclub-d80126524c1e9641333502c664fc6ca1:disqus : I've seen that movie at least two dozen times, and I've never caught that. I knew those movies had depth.

The hall-of-mirrors fight scene in Conan the Destroyer. I can't believe this one hasn't come up yet.

The hall-of-mirrors fight scene in Conan the Destroyer. I can't believe this one hasn't come up yet.