Wait, so health care does NOT work in Canada?

You guys should totally expand to Toronto. The area has a vibrant rock scene and a film festival.

I'm afraid.

Don't leave you're uncle teabag hanging.

I saw the grudge 2. While Little Miss Sunshine, which turned out to be the best movie of the year, was in.

Isn't 'According to Jim' still on?

Zach Braff is in a state of perpetual adolescence. Like… arrested development.

Or get Anthony Bourdain and Gordon Ramsey to do it.

All I know is that the idea proved absolutely nothing of worth, and that though Spurlock is kind of a tool, his girlfriend is infinitely more annoying then he is, and she was on screen for like three minutes.

NASA spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions

Here's the problem: not enough Guillermo del Toro. Heck, thats the problem with most awful movies.

…but Reggie DID kill people. Reggie's Digest #235, story titled 'Reggie Kills His Parents and Gets Away With It.'

I love this movie (found it accidentally at a local Wal-Martesque store for 6 bucks at the bottom of the DVD bin), but here's my problem- why does Spike Lee make me feel like a racist for even questioning Mookie's actions? He said that only white viewers ask the question of whether or not Mookie did the right thing…

No days off for me. I reside in America's polite, barren hat. But we had a day off two days ago. And still have universal health care.

David Hasselhoff?

I guess I'll have to…
suit up! But I probably still won't watch.
Also, attempted first. Admitting it is the first step to recovery.

And that Stephen Colbert? What a neocon elitist.

I'm just going to say what we're all tiptoeing around: Amelie sounds attractive. Very, very attractive.
Unless everyone already knows shes attractive. Then I will stop using the word attractive.

I was actually re-reading my old Archies after reading this article, and in one Christmas digest issue from the 80s, I counted three (3) stories that ended with Biblical principles. Also, the gag on the front cover had the gang in a stocking with the caption 'Archie and the Gang Sock it To You!'. That turned out to be…

Archie = gold digger
Betty and Veronica look exactly alike, as does every hottie in Riverdale.