mmmmm… I can't wait to eat that monkey

shutupshutupshutupshutup SHUT UP!

How could you…
…ruin Jersey Girl? I haven't seen it yet!

The Al-ighty ollar?

A chapter on the hassle it was to put Bonzo to bed would be appreciated

did the Blunch Black of Blotre Blame make the cut?

I can't wait to here the True Hollywood Stories Charlie Murphy's gonna have for the extended edition extras

Good fuck
that episode was awful

"Did you really have to break so much furniture?"

I hope
that this is not a stepping stone to Robin and Ted getting back together and another painfully awkward series of episodes involving them force dating where they don't really look like a real, convincing couple.

i heard Nintendo based Super Mario Bros. on Jack Kerouac's On the Road

@ Darth Vader's Mom:
I honestly did not know anyone's names on Gossip Girl or 90210 or whatever the fuck teenage girls are watching these days.

My 'House Bunny' coffee table book is in the mail as we speak.

Here's a thought…
since more people enjoy movies like Paul Blart: Mall Cop as opposed to independent cinema (mediocre or not), does that make Paul Blart better?

two white rapper stories in one day?
is this a sign of the apocalypse?

word is that they don't do the Tales of the Black Freighter, but instead it will be released as a seperate, direct to DVD cartoon feature that will be incorporated when Watchmen comes out on DVD as an extended edition

While on the subject of Ice…
who's funnier/more delicious, Vanilla Ice or Ice-T?

but al gore willed the internet into existence.
and since this 'internet' wills other things into exist… holy sh!t, i just blew my mind

while on the subject of Mike Myers…
who's funnier, Mike Myers or Michael Myers?