Australian edition:

stupid corpse ridden, shell blasted Flanders

This comment thread became a remembrance day wreath laying ceremony so gradually I didn't notice

Have you forgotten yet?…
For the world's events have rumbled on since those gagged days,
Like traffic checked while at the crossing of city-ways:
And the haunted gap in your mind has filled with thoughts that flow
Like clouds in the lit heaven of life; and you're a man reprieved to go,
Taking your peaceful share of Time,…

C'mon USA, just renew 'Playing House' already!

You're a journalist and you're OK,
You sleep all night and you work all day

Well as long as they're re-tooling it, that always works out well

Hear Hear! and that fuckwit JJ Abrams. Soon enough we will all be saying this about the Starwarses

Thanks for the clarification Batty, that's cooler than i thought it was. Go Starbeast!

Simon Cowell is not American but he is universally hated, that's where my vote would go

You know, the one with McLoveinterest in her underwear and shot from a porny angle

Howzit

Ahh, killing Kyle Sandilands is a dream so many of us have.

Yeah that's what i meant - the cheescake shot and the fact that the female starfleet uniforms were all sleeveless miniskirts. There was something about Uhura getting all "why don't you show me that you love me" to spock during a critical stage of a mission - i can't recall the specifics.

Do the Genders of your characters play a huge part in the events that occur in the story? If not then simply swap one or two from male to female - easy peasy. The original "Alien" screenplay (awesomely titled "Starbeast") was written as all male but during the production process the character of Ripley was changed…

Did you see the last Star Trek Movie? That was some all-star old-school sexism

The Melvins haven't released an album for 5 months because they're all off doing side projects and solo albums.

You should have stayed in the shadows

shake harder boy!

Got me a big old Dick…