I'll marry for money. Please. Who wouldn't? What, you people marry for *love* ?!

Seriously, even Futurama-Nixon is better than Trump at this point. And he's going to break into people's houses at night, and wreck up the place!

"Remember Russell Brand?"

And why, I'll never know.

Oh, Carol Cleveland….

*Australian military mobilizes*

Uh, pubescent me was, uh, very, very fond of her, particularly when he found his older brothers stash copy of this:

It's not completely untrue.

Eh, Vegemite and Cheese sandwiches were a constant in my youth.

Vegemite, or Australia?

Poisonous spiders, you say?

Indeed, the UK kind is superior to the NZ kind.

Bootable offense.

Not one Dollop shout-out in here yet? For shame.

Except Tom Brady. He's a positive person

Anna Gunn is totally going to play her in the forthcoming film about this cluster fuck.

God, I wish that were true.

Apollo 12, too, but for not as long. Then they went "Eh, fuck it"

Sigh. I've downgraded and readjusted my expectations from sci-fi tentpole to blockbuster popcorn fare.

Me too. We should meet for coffee.