Iowa?

I hate dating apps, will this work for me?

And a fine day to you, Sir

The thing with the term "friend-zone" is, isn't the "zone", like, 100%, entirely superfluous?

Had sooo many Lamingtons on Australia day last week :P

I actually prefer Marmite to Vegemite (UK Marmite, not the Kiwi variant) but I'm not allowed to admit that, or they'll deport me.

Damn straight. Great as a side to an egg and bacon fry up, as a hangover cure.

IS that a term I should google here at work, or wait until I'm home… I'm guessing, home?

Oh sure, double down on the Australian hating, lads.

And baseball-batting.

Yes, we've all seen Ilsa.

They started already, in 1999

Depends which kind of claymore you allow him to use, and how generous we are with our description of "decapitate"

" Zydrunas Savickas" is exactly the kind of name I'd expect a strongman to have.

Someone's already made all the obvious jokes, right? Lousy antipodean time difference.

Me: "It's going to be Starless, isn't it?"

I like this comment.

This shit is getting seriously surreal.
Like, we're already beyond the point where we'd be if this whole schtick was fictional satire. No one would believe it.

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No I'm fine, I'm taking the break-up well, why do you ask?