The mask makes her nose look gigantic!  Probosciswoman to the rescue. . .what a honker.

Why must you turn my office into a house of LIES!?!?!   is my go to line.  So is "stupid monkey"

We'll see you when you get back from image enhancement camp!

Best line.  I also can't eat asparagus without noting that it is a "well-cooked piece of asparagus" in an accent.

Vici, will the AV Club ever do a write-up about the four glorious years you spent picking up sofas to do the vacuuming at Jamie's house?

I'm not understanding the Transformers to Dirk Diggler connection?  Please someone make me understand?

Hi cow, did you know I coulda prevented 9/11?

Wow, that guy's actually pretty funny and right on.  Two Sporks Up!

Obviously, Dawes did the soundtrack. . .how else an A?

And this is the best comment imaginable!  Thank you…I laughed out loud.

Shouldn't it be, assuming we're requoting Simpson's

Is that B-b-b-b-b—billy B-b-b—b-b-bibb—b-bb-b-bb-it?

FA-FA-FO-HI.  My name is Cheryl, and I am your daughter.  I'd watch this in a second.

Classic indeed.  And the way Kramer says, "crackers" after Jerry asks what's in it….also classic.

It's not a comedy. . .

"You're Killing me, Smalls" is in the quotation rotation.  Along with, "My son returns from a fancy East Coast college and I'm horrified to find he's a nerd."

Son House mention!! Jimi Hendrix took the Thruway up to visit him.  And Steve Gadd. . .

1969, year of the moon walk and the ORIGINAL woodstock baby!

Fail
The best thing about 81/2 is that it's not full of beautiful people yet it's beautiful.

What a beautiful song
it's the aural equivalent of Two Girls and One Cup.