Hurry, crush his head. . . put him out of his misery. . .

You know, I ALMOST went burn-out, but since it was SoCal, I went surfer dude. Never realized how universal burn-out was. Seems like they all disappeared when they got rid of smoking areas outside of school cafeterias years ago. . .

Ugh, please retire the lax bros stereotype. Or if you insist on using it, at least use it correctly. These are not lax bros, these are surfer dudes, he said, inciting the ire of surfer dudes everywhere.

Behind the Candelabra, Plastic Surgery clip. Greatest sip of scotch and drunk head turn/stare LITERALLY ever.

Bing, what are you doing here? I thought I told you to go fuck your mother?? Bing, Pow, Boom. . .

You could actually feel the impact of each kid hitting. It was brilliant. It felt sooo claustrophobic.

I've actually never had a ghost pepper. . .is there a difference in taste or just heat level? My wife and I have this conversation all the time: she prefers Frank's on her eggs "because it's not just heat" and I prefer Tabasco because, to me, it's mostly heat with some taste. I realize it's very subjective but…

Wow, this is either a very brilliant re-imagining or a waste of time (and very few ingredients). I agree with the previous poster that the ghost pepper would probably overwhelm everything on this plate, certainly the egg and salsify, leaving spicy salty bacon. I'm going with waste of time. It's cool and hip and all…

"On the next Access Hollywood, we find out what Daniel Radcliffe thinks about Billy Joe Armstrong muscling in on his post-Harry Potter roles! Plus, Has Fred Armisen finally reached critical mass?"

Flatulating. Passing Gas.

Better way of saying what I was trying to say! Any haters should watch a marathon. . .the pranks are so varied and random so there's a lot of things to like. The punishments are almost always hilarious.

I really REALLY wanted to hate this show, but I have to admit it that I find myself laughing a lot. Some of the bits can be uncomfortable, like playing b'ball with toilet paper and grocery customer's carts. But some of the bits are down right inspired, esp. anytime they have to give a presentation made up by the…

I was/am a huge Bowie fan. Early 80s 7th grade, we have to bring in a song, play it, and discuss the lyrics. For some reason, I choose Scary Monsters, probably because it rocks. I was crucified by the majority of the class for liking him, and they would lob every homophobic comment they could. I didn't care, Bowie…

Okay, I'm going to make a suggestion to help you get over your anxiety and panicking: have a couple of drinks before and during your play. Seriously. It's like when you meet someone at a party who speaks the language you took in high school, and you've had a couple of drinks, and next thing you know, you're using…

I would say just get on and play! I'm an older player and my biggest fear was getting on and playing with a bunch of young whippersnappers who were 1000x better than me and would give me crap. I have not found that to be the case with Destiny at all. As others have said, higher level activities require a mic, but…

Take a crack. There are enough LFG sites and the100.io in which you can sign up with same aged/same playing type people. The activities with in-game matchmaking don't require a headset (after you learn them). Ironically, the first time I did a Nightfall, it was with a kid who showed me and another adult the best…

I hate to sound like a scolding schoolmarm (and broken record), but have you been putting your time in patrol/patrol missions, Alex? I'm thinking at this point you should be much higher than level 11 (and onto Venus), esp. if you're doing a good hour or so of grinding every day (others correct me if I'm wrong on…

Ryan, I've stated before that Destiny is the first and ONLY FPS I've really played and Alex is doing everything that I did when I first encountered the various types of enemies. I think the "don't die" rule is sort of the "common sense" rule of any game. With a game like Destiny where you have charging thralls,…

Good point on putting in your time. I attribute my skills to cold Upstate New York winters forcing me to spend hours a day running patrols/missions in the early days!

I agree…I also suggested below he use a semi-auto scout rifle. This taught me to take my time when aiming (and made my aiming better) and also prevented me from emptying my cartridge when ever something moved on the screen. The first time I played, I ran out of ammunition every five minutes.