That's the first time I've seen that commercial and I think i have to rip my eyes out with chopsticks (Go Confuscious! they missed that one).

I wish they'd make something
to remind me when to wipe. . .

A: Shashitzam!!

Why did I get Married
Can't wait for the sequel. I've spent hours watching that film on Sunday mornings hungover. . . it's required viewing for the furs alone.

Penelope Cruz
I'd rather start my day staring at her.

Whoops
I just gooped all over my bibambop.

Hey, FJ, love the comments. . .good fun indeed! best part of the av club, other than the hater.

Metal Fans: 1

God damn Miracle Whip
When oh when will someone acknowledge the blight on society that is that stupid Miracle Whip commercial!?!?!

Eh, I've moved on. . .as Sprockets would say, "This conversation has grown tiresome."

eh, bite me. You all protest way too much.

well, previous comments don't really answer the question and/or the reasons are, well, not very good, e.g. that's the way it's always been, they're not lyrics, they're an instrument that becomes one. . .with. . .the. . .song (a la the chick from Spinal Tap). I won't belabor the point other than, to me, it distracts…

well, that's just it. . .I was liking the music of the Behemoth video (though the get-ups are a bit much) and then that singing starts and I immediately start laughing…same with with the Black Dahlia Murder song. . .it sounds ridiculous.

speaking of not being so mayo. . .
amelie, why haven't you written about the annoying miracle whip commercial located here: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Thought
I agree, this column is great, but a possible suggestion: post the name of the movie two weeks prior to showing the clip (a la New Cult Classic). This way folks can see the movie and come with a bit more context.

Holy Christ
That's about all I can muster.

He keeps his underwear UP with a piece of elastic, not wrapped. But that's nit-picking.

It's one of those adaptations that somehow prove that its source material is unadaptable, if that makes any sense. —Nathan Rabin

Has anyone seen/heard about this?
Krasinski hasn't worn out his welcome (yet, to me) and this could be interesting.

great movie, but
if you're going to start with a bang, Goodfellas is the place to start. Extended scene: the last 15 minutes. Shorter scene: Joe Pesci's "do i make you laugh?" scene. Tracking shot: the Copa.