[Jack White appropriates Jack Black's air guitar moves]

Probably Vanna WHITE's idea.

"There weren't really 88 of them, they just thought it sounded cool."

Agreed - Southeastern is an all-time great record.

I guess he doesn't suffer from #CEOLife as much as he used to, at least.

She'll definitely run a high….Byer speed figure! LOL

I've posted this a dozen times, but I'll post again. One of my favorite tweets of all time (can't remember whose though, and I'm summarizing):

Wow you don't have a single person trying to sell you supplements/fitness regimen/meal plans/leggings/jewelery? I envy you.

I'll toast a cheddar bay biscuit to that!

She's a goddamned delight on each of those.

Ben in that I peaked early, love calzones, and married a Knope We Can type woman.

Well….now, yeah.

"I'm gonna take my bra off….blast my nips!" Would be the Artemis line of choice with my circle of friends. Still said occasionally to this day.

*pours some red wine out of a soda can*

#401K #420NO #CENoSexForKalanick

Effective immediately, 10% of the company has had their positions eliminated. This was a difficult decision, but that's what I'm paid to do. #CEOLIFE"

Usually they wait for the party, a few cocktails, and a microphone in their hands to convey that message.

For real? It just seemed like a one-off scene. But I guess that goes to show how much I don't know about soaps.

I was at the gym a month or two ago, and he was on a soap opera on one of the TV's playing some rich guy on a plane.

The lights are on, but nobody's home?