It COULD be like the end of Defending Your Life where Albert Brooks FINALLY shows he has the gumption to go after Meryl Streep and the judges watching finally all give him the go-ahead to get into heaven, only with Kinja Tech's watching the comment count rise exponentially here before finally nodding in resignation.

It's like the end of Goonies, maybe.

God damn it babies, you got to be kind.

You're like Andie Macdowell upset at Bill Murray at midnight for not experiencing some immediate shift.

Kirsten Dunst…..nak…..I gotta go.

Truly the none pizza with left beef for our times.

I ALWAYS gunned for that finger trap.

But seriously, what's the commenter retention rate going to be…60%? Seems high, but I think after a month it will end up being around that, if the Chrome Plugin works as good as advertised.

That's gotta Sting.

To feet. We know.

hugs AND kisses? You HAD to make it weird, George…

Oh like everyone's favorite movie, Garden State!

Sooner or later, we all must Dissolve….

I hope he's able to exchange his upvote tickets for that Sega Genesis in the "big prize" display case!

Get a Grip.

The Doors - The End. *on repeat*

Nah. I'm good.

I used to walk with you
Along the avenue
Our hearts were carefree and gay
How could I know I'd lose you
Somewhere along the way?
The friends we used to know
Would always smile "Hello"
No love like our love they'd say
Then love slipped through our fingers
Somewhere along the way

You'll always dangle in the back of my throat….and mind.

The sun…..has gone…..to bed and so must I…..goodbye…..