Nah I'm leaving dad joke bombs all over these freaking threads.

The site owners must certainly be well-heeled from their Kinja connections.

Whoa….Welcome to New York/Escape From New York mash-up….it makes TOO much sense…..

Unseen….unheard….on the internet without a trace…..

We're goin' upvote crazy today. I'd give you 20 if I could.

"Well I usually like to keep these pills to slip in their alcoholic dri….oh, they're kids you say? Just keep the puddin' around the house! Oh and give 'em the puddin…."

It's one thing to ask a consenting adult to drop to their knees…..but kidneys!?

"Sorry. We're Closed."

Please apples…don't stay wrecked and Jealous for this

I didn't always agree with you, GIK. But you had something about you…a certain panache….a warming internal glow…..

So you're….NOT Nev from Catfish?

"It's $20 for a reply, $30 for an upvote. Put the money on the dash."

My proudest achievement is being an undetected Hormel Black Label marketing "tastemaker" that's been posing as one of your own for over half a decade completely unrecognized.

NY Times should start printing on fleece. Makes perfect sense.

Which is why you didn't go with Clickachu as your handle.

That's Richard Rubin.

It's ok Tavernacle…it's over.

I consider it my favorite movie, and she's a massive reason why.

He really moved on that eclipse like a bitch.

Make American Grainyfrommyimpairedvision Again!