"uhhhh, Mr. President, you're speaking into a Dell Laptop Charging Cord…"

Huh, never heard of the second thing. He should advertise.

Gotta move on….

You…could see Television in two weeks if you want to.

My Cousin Rachel Getting Married To The Moby Dick Tracy.

I'm very much looking forward to the release, especially since I'll be catching them at Solid Sound in a few weeks (I think they're the non-Wilco band I'm most excited to see).

The Monitor and Teens of Denial are both great albums.

Semi Serious question: What does your pretentious alarm sound like?

New Alias:

Have you fed her?

He's too fly, Jeff Goldblum.

I had completely forgotten about that movie.

That's a Bob Loblaw low blow.

I'm SINGING!

I don't mind people posting puns so long as they're all grouper together.

Can my band open for you guys? We're Hulu Plus DeNiro.

Pacino…..Paterno…..Paterno…..Pacino…..

Pretty sure if I was a juror, Upon hearing this I would have stood up and walked out of the courtroom, telling the bailiff "no, we're done here."

*sympathy upvote*

It was fun, thanks for asking!