If my waiter doesn't feed me like a baby bird, there's no way they're getting more than three stars, bro.

And that was the last time scrappybilly ate at Candid Camera Cafe….

I don't disagree. As an aside, I just learned that the dude is 37 years old, and that alone convinces me that the guy is unhinged. I just assumed this was some unknowing 22 year old on a power trip.

Wow, that changes everything for me. I assumed this was a 20 year old.

He DIED?!? I mean, he did need to work out more, so it's not that surprising…

Queue's Up Paula Abdul's Opposites Attract

Is it possibly insane to sue someone over this? Sure.

I think she's adorable, so sure I'll agree.

Plus, no bicycle.

Now go get your shine box.

It's a funny nickname. I huckled at it.

We had one JUST open by us - and I was sort of complaining about the over-saturation of burger joints (with a mile of the new Elevation, there's a Burger Fi, Burger 21, Five Guys and Red Robin) but hearing some positivity about it does make me consider trying it.

I feel like this time jump thing is a practical joke, and we all just got RONDA'D.

If they both write bits, you must acquit.

wtf is joke stealing lol

This is LEGEND…wait for it….

A Fistful of Quarters (The opening box office gross for King Arthur)

Went to a bistro, watched NBA playoffs, swam with KGB Jr, made Mother's Day Brunch, had ice cream stand soft serve, caught up on Iron Chef Gauntlet and watched Tangerine, which is not about the citrus fruit at all.

In MY day, spinners were girls that you could spin around during intercourse. Everyone I knew in college did it*

Wait….you can take Ritalin….to get high?