"And that's why spinners are really really really really dumb."

Maybe using one of those spinners would help you concentrate, be more productive.

They don't deserve well made cake! They should be allowed to sample the cake I make where I accidentally substituted sugar with salt…

Don't get me wrong, it IS a good movie. I just remember some stoner college friends suggesting putting it on every once in a while, and I'd be like "I dunno guys, I'm not up to being affected like that right now, ya know?"

This movie was my answer, too. That was one of those movies that I never understood why my friends owned it, because I could only watch it once.

The whole thing's been simmering for a while now.

The closest Spicey will ever get to being a guest on Between 2 Ferns

BEES?!

Distribute Paperwork
Engage with students
Nurture fetal pig for dissection
Neglect Students from using hall passes
Introduce pop quizzes daily
Send entire class to principal's office; half day.

So…he ascends the genre and that's….bad?

A degenerate problem, but Cargo shorts are essential for race horse betting at the track.

When my younger brother was born, I was 3 - almost 4 - and they bought me a "My Buddy" as kind of a "hey, we're not giving you as much attention right now but we care about you" kind of gift.

Oh, so you also had your alarm set to "The #1 Hit Music Station" in your area from 1995-1997?

Double track that.

That was my parents' wedding song.

The past two months?

Just once, I want to see some massive act - buried in the middle of those festival posters with diminishing font size.

They named a sandwich after Pacino too, but it's just a huge pile of ham.

It really burns my Hormel Black Label Bacon….

I think my favorite gags in this movie work because they give them the time to breathe - the long piss take, the Penis pump escalation, Will Farrell being very badly burned, getting the cart stuck in the hallway….each one goes beyond the point of exhaustion to being funny again.