It's Kentucky Derby weekend, so I'm editing a playlist that's got some horse racing themes sprinkled throughout:

I was bummed that I missed Beach Slang when they last stormed through town. I get the lesser-Replacements comparison, but I'm okay with that.

Rum Ham!

I'd probably go….
1) Bull Durham
2) League of Their Own
3) Sandlot
4) Major League
5) Bad News Bears (OG version)
6) Field of Dreams
7) Moneyball
8)Rookie of the Year
9) The Natural
10) Little Big League
11) a tie.

She was a fax machine.

And with one article, I immediately feel like a more worthwhile parent.

Hope they like chili.

You're a Winner now, aren't ya' darlin'?

Vlassic Apples, dodging the question.

So….how many pickles do you eat a day?

Secretary, clear my afternoon schedule…

My guess is, everyone's blood pressure got too high.

Hook(er)

If anyone else wants to be a part of this class action lawsuit, just holla, holla.

I don't care how hungry I am, I can't eat a thousand of anything.

I could watch the butcher shop scene where Myers helps out every day and laugh.

IT'S LIKE SPUTNIK! SPHERICAL, BUT POINTY IN PAHRTS!

(maybe this is answered already) but it's View From The Top.

"Fucking is how babies are made." - Kurt Vonnegut

Is he also trying to win back custody of his kids after separating from Sally Fields?