You sir, get all the upvotes today.

I like your pants around your feet
And I like the dirt that's on your knees
And I like the way you say please
While you're looking up at me
You're like my favorite damn disease
- Nickelback, "Figured You Out"

I've only heard two tracks off Mayer's new album (Love on the Weekend and You're Gonna Live Forever in Me) and I was very surprised that he fell into such a generic, inoffensive soundscape. The "Bobby McFerrin on Queludes" comment is funny, although I thought it was more "Randy Newman on Xanax".

I don't want to spoil it for anyone , but There's no way I'm subscribing to the serial serial

That'll be eight dollas.

Oh I'm a Mess
A runaway bride, now a waitress
Could I be happy if I settled for less?
A life with Ross and his little T. Rex

I think you meant….could this idea BE any worse?

Honestly, we walked out half way through. It's the only movie I ever walked out of. Part of it was because I wasn't into it, but the other part was that we were with a group of 3 guys & 3 girls - the guys ALL wanted to see THE MATRIX, and the Girls wanted to see "LIFE" for some reason.

Avatar's the kind of thing you see at the movies, not the cinema.

Mom and Dad Save the World? YOU TAKE THAT BACK.

I don't remember him in that movie, at all (again I don't remember much from it at all). Is he the schlubby best friend? He had to have been….

THE A.V. CLUB
Acknowledges its cliches, but doesn't do anything interesting with them.

Growing up in a podunk town with not much to do in high school besides take advantage of the $4 student tickets at the local multiplex, I've seen my fair share of clunkers from 1998-2001. The one movie that I vividly remember seeing, yet remember nothing of the actual plot or storyline, is The Bachelor with Chris…

Oh shit you just reminded me that I saw that at the theatre too….now I have way more to think about….

I had to make it, according to my "Joking Around" Rule, or JA RULE for short, which requires me to make one inane internet comment per day.

I feel obligated to see this, because this crew is family.

I have a co-worker who is a Loot Crate subscriber (the whole thing baffles me, really). He said he basically does it to simply sell most items on ebay, which pays for the subscription, and keeps the few exclusives he actually wants.

I thought it was Mike Myers reprising his Austin Powers role at first.

I witnessed the deadliest of all creatures - a gaggle of high-heeled, under-fed, yet overserved bridesmaids in matching Blue dresses and high heels.

Yeah, we were picking up KGB Jr and didn't want to listen to it with him in the car - this morning we were both like "I have to listen to more of it today". It was a brutal time to stop listening.