Counterpoint - House at the End of the Street, which I will saw for exactly the same reason I will suck it up and go see this anyways.

@avclub-de4a08d644135b09bd7e1a592dff156b:disqus , I will be first in line to see your gritty Godfather reboot. Seriously, I will camp out dressed as whoever you cast as Michael.

@avclub-de4a08d644135b09bd7e1a592dff156b:disqus , I will be first in line to see your gritty Godfather reboot. Seriously, I will camp out dressed as whoever you cast as Michael.

@avclub-a3116fcb0ff78581d441a3de68287e73:disqus HATES - it's not generic because we have an Oscar nominee lead and are stealing elements from EVERY horror movie, not just one.

@avclub-a3116fcb0ff78581d441a3de68287e73:disqus HATES - it's not generic because we have an Oscar nominee lead and are stealing elements from EVERY horror movie, not just one.

but… but Mrs. Coach!

but… but Mrs. Coach!

@avclub-749a8e6c231831ef7756db230b4359c8:disqus will no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of AV Club's precious bodily fluids. 
HA. Works on multiple levels.

@avclub-749a8e6c231831ef7756db230b4359c8:disqus will no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of AV Club's precious bodily fluids. 
HA. Works on multiple levels.

@avclub-d892cfee412f049ca3da7ada13bcf9ff:disqus No, I got it. Just love a good @avclub-29501df08e5d9ae59e432e4f188d3735:disqus pile-on as much as the next slut.

@avclub-d892cfee412f049ca3da7ada13bcf9ff:disqus No, I got it. Just love a good @avclub-29501df08e5d9ae59e432e4f188d3735:disqus pile-on as much as the next slut.

Yeah, I was unaware of the games networks play back when Leverage first ran. I was a little confused when the same two dudes showed up in the Wedding Job. Ah, to be young and naive again.

Yeah, I was unaware of the games networks play back when Leverage first ran. I was a little confused when the same two dudes showed up in the Wedding Job. Ah, to be young and naive again.

He's just happy to see you.

He's just happy to see you.

See, it works the opposite way for me. At the start of every scene for them, I get a little twinge at how heart-broken Becky must be.

See, it works the opposite way for me. At the start of every scene for them, I get a little twinge at how heart-broken Becky must be.

Insert joke about the Orange-Americans losing a draft pick for use of stickum here.

Insert joke about the Orange-Americans losing a draft pick for use of stickum here.

Save the drama for Michelle Obama, dude.