Save the drama for Michelle Obama, dude.

…it never did.

…it never did.

And Dave, Alex and Jane all apparently can take off work at 2 in the afternoon. ::grumbles::

And Dave, Alex and Jane all apparently can take off work at 2 in the afternoon. ::grumbles::

That's two pixellation jokes in an episode not being funny.

That's two pixellation jokes in an episode not being funny.

"I remember that night… I wore a marshmallow wig."

"I remember that night… I wore a marshmallow wig."

…I would assume that, actually. Using the loose definition of "callers." Also of "gentlemen."

…I would assume that, actually. Using the loose definition of "callers." Also of "gentlemen."

But now Suburgatory is officially docked points for making me want to hear the whole song and not having it available anywhere.

But now Suburgatory is officially docked points for making me want to hear the whole song and not having it available anywhere.

…that might be a little too much for me. I'm not a well man.

…that might be a little too much for me. I'm not a well man.

And to top it all off, you have to pick one person out of every five qualified applicants to get in, thus breaking the hearts of four kids who would be great assets to your school! What an awful fucking job.

I cannot imagine how you could argue that Bent, if actually marketed, wouldn't have been a better investment for NBC in the long run than about half their current comedy lineup.

Yeah, I really would've thought "what you're accusing us of doing is based on something scientifically impossible" would be an airtight defense. But hey, people got shot in China in 1976 for not predicting an earthquake, so maybe these guys should count themselves lucky. And on the plus side, this makes me feel better…

FYI, Happy Endings beat them to the "rhyme things something that approximates Wilmer Valderama" joke.

FYI, Happy Endings beat them to the "rhyme things something that approximates Wilmer Valderama" joke.