I have a sneaking suspicion that this case is going to end very, very badly.

It was the fact that she took over 2 Broke Girls that did it. Tell me that doesn't sound like the name that Todd's female personality would pick for herself after he snapped from one too many racist/vagina jokes.

Well, Revolution has a post-apocalyptic gimmick, and everyone likes that. Chicago Fire's lifespan is going to depend a lot on how fast people realize that it's literally just Trauma with firefighters.

Nope. They were awaiting it as eagerly as everyone, refreshing every minute as the count ticked towards 100,000 and poised to hit the send button on the announcement e-mail… it was only delayed because they realized they needed to change the subject line from "CONGRATS COMMUNITY FANS AND FUCK YOU VERY MUCH" to…

What are you, @EmElle:disqus 's final?

I can't help but wonder if that wasn't inspired by how much people make fun of Pilot Viruet's name.

NBC is the opposite of Batman.

NBC is the opposite of Batman.

Knuckleballers are among the oddest and most blessed of the Lord Almighty's creatures. They are the baseball equivalent of the platypus.

@avclub-ea4ae23776b72e0f3eec7de67170a53d:disqus Synchronized diving. They may not win on style, but they'll kill in the lesser-known adorableness category.

@avclub-ea4ae23776b72e0f3eec7de67170a53d:disqus Synchronized diving. They may not win on style, but they'll kill in the lesser-known adorableness category.

Confession time, pal - I read his memoirs back-to-back-to-back with Diplomacy, Does America Need a Foreign Policy and whatever the hell his Vietnam book is called about five years ago in relatively short order. Couldn't begin to tell you what's in which. ::shrugs::

Confession time, pal - I read his memoirs back-to-back-to-back with Diplomacy, Does America Need a Foreign Policy and whatever the hell his Vietnam book is called about five years ago in relatively short order. Couldn't begin to tell you what's in which. ::shrugs::

As a recent entry into the fray, I've found it works just to dive in and accept that there's a long history that you're going to have to intuit. ::shrugs::

As a recent entry into the fray, I've found it works just to dive in and accept that there's a long history that you're going to have to intuit. ::shrugs::

I'm sorry. (I'm not sorry)

::Geico caveman coughs to get your attention, looks awkward::

I honestly wonder how much of their approach is driven by fan loyalty - they simply assume that the audience is as big as it's going to get, and that audience will be proactive and find the show anywhere it goes

I get Mob Doctor notifications just so that I can be among the first to know when Zach Gilford storms off the set screaming "Fuck this, I don't NEED this shit, I'm MATT MAYDAY SARACEN!" Or something to that effect.

I love how proud they are of winning the first week of the season in A18-49, like they're already polishing their participation trophy.