Greenblatt: "WE NEED TO KNOW HOW TO FIX IT, SMARTASS!" ::weeps::

I do have hazy memories of a casino night, paintball and a positive person named "Nope"… but I used to drink pretty heavily on Wednesdays, so…

I think this season it's going to take the loss of a major limb to get Schaub off the field.

Hyperbole is history's greatest invention, and you are history's greatest monster for your vicious, unprovoked attacks on it.

@avclub-04e0ee7f57cb99fce8677b2f946c35af:disqus In fairness… that message is worth being repeated.

I would really, really love to hear the reasoning behind the purchase of that pilot. Some of NBC's stupid decisions you can kind of understand (on paper, Smash sounds pretty compelling). I just can't imagine what sort of argument that show has in its favor.

"Hey, you were warned that letting Zombie Earl Warren have his seat back was eventually going to be a problem."

"Hey, you were warned that letting Zombie Earl Warren have his seat back was eventually going to be a problem."

Yeah… it was commentary on a news article… that's right, because it's in the news again ::looks shifty::

Yeah… it was commentary on a news article… that's right, because it's in the news again ::looks shifty::

Ah yes, "Diplomacy: Other Times I Saved the World And Forgot To Mention"

Ah yes, "Diplomacy: Other Times I Saved the World And Forgot To Mention"

A Tale of Two Cities would be fantastic, but I'm preemptively horrified at what they would do to allow it to take place in modern times.

A Tale of Two Cities would be fantastic, but I'm preemptively horrified at what they would do to allow it to take place in modern times.

@avclub-6c6094f256f51e83fe02bce6091163e7:disqus Hey, you don't know me!

@avclub-6c6094f256f51e83fe02bce6091163e7:disqus Hey, you don't know me!

And Joseph Gordon-Levitt cares for rescue dogs in his spare time!

And Joseph Gordon-Levitt cares for rescue dogs in his spare time!

Flashforward five years, as we nearly 10,000,000 comments and nervously await the Supreme Court's decision in the landmark case of CZ v. Sony, NBC, et. al. over the syndication rights to the show.

Flashforward five years, as we nearly 10,000,000 comments and nervously await the Supreme Court's decision in the landmark case of CZ v. Sony, NBC, et. al. over the syndication rights to the show.