Speaking of circlejerks, I participated in one right after Eartha Kitt banged me in the airplane bathroom.

Speaking of circlejerks, I participated in one right after Eartha Kitt banged me in the airplane bathroom.

I'm sorry. I'm not sorry.

To get back to the cab. You did leave the meter running before jumping on a plane to win back your ex, you know.

…I'm gonna get a drink.

The CW: We Have One of Meryl Streep's Daughters, And If You Don't Watch We're Not Giving Her Back

The CW: We Have One of Meryl Streep's Daughters, And If You Don't Watch We're Not Giving Her Back

You know, there's actually a lot of depth to that show if you really commit to watching every episode four or five times.

You know, there's actually a lot of depth to that show if you really commit to watching every episode four or five times.

::disapprovingly:: Semi-bored torontonian..

It's actually relatively okay. It's only at "faith in humanity-destroying" levels of hated and bile.

@avclub-4c1b274e8befa9cbcd35ae8bdd5f1085:disqus That is a truly intimidating amount of reading.

Just happy Disqus is working for me right now

On the other hand, you bounced back with a classic Airplane reference, so you've always got that going for you.

I do. Every day But then I remember I'm also not Jason Varitek, and then I'm right back where I started.

You guys are my best…

No offense, Disqus.

Well, I'll give Tereglith another twenty minutes, but that's it!

Okay, Disqus went down for me for a while there, and I was mildly concerned that we'd triggered the Mayan Apocalypse, or were having one of those "spent so much time figuring out if we could we didn't spend enough time thinking about if we SHOULD" moments Dr. Malcolm's always talking about.

…well. You turned me right around on this one.