Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, John Barleycorn!
Happy birthday to you!

I'm dead serious, and stop calling me Shirley.

What's on the reading list for your Latin American lit class?

I don't care if the child brings forth the revolution as long as it CANCELS Revolution.

..and one day, that's the chapter after penicillin in a book about the world's greatest accidental discoveries.

More like flunked out. ::raises fists::

Don't make me challenge you to a duel.

@avclub-aec5e966a73ebdef615d3ea493d23c86:disqus Well done! I am lucky enough to live in a building with a fireplace, so no destruction of property necessary.

The University of Maryland at Quirky?

It's a donut, the ground probably makes it healthier!

@avclub-ccddb19d94622d5ff1ee354d99d24d20:disqus Well, maybe if he'd been a REAL Supreme Court Justice like Cardozo he could have had a first tier law school named after him. Friggin' Thomas Cooley.

…tell me you know this from experience.

Well, they start off crappy, but with your help, they can become less crappy. Like Duke, except without the unsettling connections with the tobacco industry!

Total complisult.

ABSOFRIGGINLUTELY. If I ever make the money, Denver will absolutely become home to @avclub-ac34e9ae168c9afcfbf6d415d4fb8bf8:disqus University, Home of the Fighting Pandas.

I'M TRYING.

Side note - was anyone else bothered by the fact that "the three R's" requires two spelling mistakes to make sense? Even as an elementary schooler that always struck me as counter-intuitive.

Well, good news is, you've got some fantastic material ahead of you. The season 4 finale is one of the show's best.

ME TOO! I'm going to fall literally one episode short.

Don't know if it's my place to make the suggestion, but since he did set the goal… @toddvanderwerff:disqus  for 100,000th comment?