Yet, ironically, it's hard out there for a FAKE Moby.

Yet, ironically, it's hard out there for a FAKE Moby.

I just call him "the dick who keeps knocking my hat off and laughing about it later."

I just call him "the dick who keeps knocking my hat off and laughing about it later."

::sigh:: Thanks in advance for that 10th-grade English class parody video. Stupid extra credit projects.

::sigh:: Thanks in advance for that 10th-grade English class parody video. Stupid extra credit projects.

"The twist is, we're not adapting Moby Dick… we're adapting the Emperor's New Clothes!"

"The twist is, we're not adapting Moby Dick… we're adapting the Emperor's New Clothes!"

@avclub-e57dbebc740250d2c4a370cf6ccb35f0:disqus It's always fun when John Cusack slums, isn't it?

@avclub-e57dbebc740250d2c4a370cf6ccb35f0:disqus It's always fun when John Cusack slums, isn't it?

SPOILERS:
The "white" whale is Queequeg. It's not just a twist, it's a twist that makes you THINK.

SPOILERS:
The "white" whale is Queequeg. It's not just a twist, it's a twist that makes you THINK.

I've been told I'm uncomfortably aware of Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

I've been told I'm uncomfortably aware of Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

Oh, come on. They don't get credit for casting Mary Elizabeth Winstead and making a reference to New Hampshire?

Oh, come on. They don't get credit for casting Mary Elizabeth Winstead and making a reference to New Hampshire?

Little known fact - this was Suzanne Collins' working title for Mockingjay.

Little known fact - this was Suzanne Collins' working title for Mockingjay.

"You just killed a franchise… with a HELICOPTER!"

"You just killed a franchise… with a HELICOPTER!"